November 20th, 2011

Hermetically sealed to the public

That's right, no using this conveniently-hung noose to bring to justice.

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan. Found in Ji-An, Taiwan.

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November 19th, 2011

Megan’s Raw

Photo courtesy of Idit. Found in Inuyama, Japan.

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November 18th, 2011

Obviously a Decepticon

Moptipus Rime

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Sanjay Narayana. Toy found in India.

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November 17th, 2011

Sorry, Mr. Tojo.

Suicide bombers will be asked to leave unexploded.

Photo courtesy of Amrish Nagessersing. Found at a club in Suhou, China.

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November 16th, 2011

Rectal delectibles

Order by the bag...

Photo courtesy of Andy Deemer. Menu found in Beijing, China.

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November 15th, 2011

Should I wash the dog before or after?

I thought this is what you meant by Kibble...

Photo courtesy of Thea Lobo. Bag found in a market in Tokyo.

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November 14th, 2011

Good dog. Nice texture.

Sit. Stay. Bake for a half hour at 350.

Photo courtesy of Dave Stewart. Spotted in Osaka, Japan.

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November 13th, 2011

Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

Mug - the porcelain receptable into which milk is deposited to facilitate potability.

Photo courtesy of Kiyomi. Found in Komari, Japan.

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November 12th, 2011

Looks like a transsexy to me

No, not since you went overboard with the eyelash tweezers...

Photo courtesy of GL. Bag found in Tokyo.

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November 11th, 2011

Orange, bouncing, burning ones!

Photo courtesy of Jeff McKinnon. Found at a mall in Narita, Japan.

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