Eat! Don’t Exercise!

Shoot heroin! Don’t walk

That’s the spirit!

Smuggle drugs into our country! Don’t get caught

Thanks I’ll get the bus

Get into flag waving instead

Think! Don’t thrive

Stink! Don’t pungent

Slink! Don’t jive… turkey

I got carried away there… Don’t worry I’m gonna stop now.

And don’t stop drinking until you can read the rest of the sign.

After all, you don’t make any friends driving.

What’s the penalty for drinking while under the influence of freeway?

They’re talking to you, Jack Daniel and Johnny Walker!

Why drink & drive if you can just keep on drinking?

Brought to you by Siamese Brewing Company…

….but obey the limits or you’ll lose your drinking licence.

Horse! Don’t crack

When changing drinks, always indicate and give way to temptation.

Heheh, Remind me of when the police pulled me up in PNG giving some of the workers a lift home (It was after midnight). I was three sheets to the wind, and still had a stubbie in my hands. After thanking me for giving the guys a ride home, he decided to caution me. “Masta!” yu nokin dring na drive. Yu pulup longsait road, yu dringim bia pinis, tasol yu driveim ka.”

Just don’t hangover the Sign

Water! Don’t dehydrate!

After 12 Johnny Walkers, you can chip or putt, but driving is out of the question!

Friends don’t let friends drive.

I took the bus home but can’t remember where I parked it.

The most effective anti-drunk-driving campaign ever instituted in Arkansas.

A Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Taxi Drivers association and the Alcohol Board of Thailand.

Eat ! Don’t Poop

@Marum: heh heh… you said “pinis”.

(Seriously, Tok Pisin is one of my favorite languages. Thanks for the cool story.)

Let’s screwdrivers!

We are spirits in the pedestrian world

Drive! Don’t text!

Honest officer. I was just obeying the rules of the road.

Mounted on a tree and wooden pole…….to no where………

I don’t see a road anywhere in site……is this not making sense to anyone else……

@ Biff. Monin wantok. Yu stap gut? Yes “pinis”. If you know they way they drink in PNG, you would know. Did you work in PNG? Contact me on hamredba@bigpond.com. Mi kisim hamamas long taim yumi troim moa tokpisin i kam i go.

Play! Don’t work

We strongly advise you to get out of your car and start drinking heavily.

@Seventy2rd o clock: As long as it’s OK with the drivers. You don’t want to accidentally them. 😛

@ Droll not Troll: Accidental drivers screw it all up. So they transform them into a drink!

Guess that’s how they control traffic in Thailand.