December 14th, 2011

You can have it?

Classic Engrish Repost!

But first you have to favor me do...

Photo courtesy of Sam Heagney. T-shirt spotted in Japan. Originally posted 2005.7.7. 

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December 14th, 2011

Our staff is trained in Stuck Up

They also don't know what money is. Save your tip.

Photo courtesy of Marco Patella. From an udon restaurant in Japan. 

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December 13th, 2011

Creme doesn’t pay

Classic Engrish Repost!

Tough place: daily whippings...

 

Photo courtesy of Nick Davies. Found in Japan. Originally posted 2006.2.7. 

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December 13th, 2011

No guts no gory

I don't have the stomach for it...

Photo courtesy of VM. Ramen restaurant sign for miso-ramen. 

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December 12th, 2011

Taking hot dogs to a new level

Man's burst friend.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker and Andy Green. Found in China. 

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December 11th, 2011

Take the graphjuice

The Graphs of Wrate

Photo courtesy of Deb VanderGaast. 

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December 10th, 2011

NFS!

But he can be rented...

Photo courtesy of Rob Graham. Found in Japanese electronic shop. 

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December 9th, 2011

Cheerful Fox

Classic Engrish Repost!

Photo courtesy of Xiphos. Mug spotted in Japan. Originally posted 2004.7.7. 

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December 9th, 2011

Soylent Pisa

You'll pay the ultimate price. Plus ¥70, please!

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of Jessica Holifield. Menu found in China.  

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December 8th, 2011

Do NOT give him matches…

Classic Engrish Repost!

He is also wanted in 5 states...

Photo courtesy of Min Min. Shirt found in South Korea. Originally posted 2006.12.9. 

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