Dawn of the noodle age

Is this some kind of USB-powered pasta-making device?

At last a thumb drive you can cook with

Behold the Holy Ascension of the Noodles!

Adds new meaning to those ‘Pasta Hose’ restaurants…

I visited a doctor in Shanghai who had a high speed degree in Notebook Essence. He diagnosed me with Computer Bottom, which is caused by sitting behind a computer for too long. To alleviate my problem, he prescribed noodle ascension.

No dint helped – my rubber feet melted!!

♫ You need coolin’, baby, I’m not noodlin’ ♫

Computer bottom and hot noodles? I use baby powder for that..

I much prefer my ascension noodles al dinte.

I tried temperature ascension of the noodles on rubber feet but it din’t work.

Master Yoda arbitrarily approves!!

♫ Computer bottomed girls, you make the dintin’ world go round ♫

Link A Notebook Essence :: Available at perfume counters in truck stops everywhere.

Ah, yes, a strong dint! I am SO tired of weak dints!

Just a note to let you guys at Certified USB know how much I loved the accessories for my rubber feet. Thanks so much and keep up the good work! Sincerely, Howard the Duck

L’s all notebook isn’t sensing the usb connection. I knew these feet weren’t 100% rubber!

And lo, the Spaghetti Monster looked down upon his creation, and it was good.

That’s funny…. my noodles usually DEscend when the heat is on.

There’s nothing as pleasing as a dual type strong dint on a hot summer day. I just don’t like the noodles that appear out of nowhere.

Strong dints are cool!

I dint know it could do so much. Gotta git one!

Written by a bunch of unmitigated noodles

Verrily I behold the ascention of the holy noddles , for ever after to sit on the right hand of the almighty CPU. Via the almighty Universal serial bus, the Holy Ethernet, and Steve jobs the Father Almighty. So it is, and so it ahall be, for ever and ever AMEN.

“arbitrarily USB’s connecting can use.”

-hey cpu tech guy, why can’t i connect my nintendo to my computer?
-… are you an idiot?!? YOU FORGOT TO BLOW ON THE CARTRIDGE
-*smacks head* duh!

Yet more evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster…

Unh Uh ! Oh no I dint !

I love the new rubber feet I got for my Ipad. Now I don’t have to carry it around because It follows me! Thanks certified USB.

AH I get it, it reduce your notebook temperature by releasing heat to cook the noodle. it worked on any notebook and usb port.

USE YOUR NOODLE!

Noodles Ascend!

Ahh, I have to stand up and stretch to alleviate computer bottom.

Finally! I can ascend my noodles WHILE I work on my spreadsheets, ARBITRARILY!

Cyborg Noodle? Is that you?