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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

Mola Ram keeps his Temple of Doom environment clean this way.

Photo courtesy of Tristan Forsyth. Found near Himeji Castle, Japan.

You’re supposed to take it out of the fish after you’ve smuggled it in the port.

Photo courtesy of David English. Sign found in China.

The smell of burning anal will keep your nosy neighbors away, too...

Photo courtesy of Angelica K. Found in Senegal, West Africa.

Admiral Ackbar had mixed feelings about the Battle of Endor.

Photo courtesy of Wendy Stutzman. Clothing store in Japan mall.

That's not wax!

Photo courtesy of Wendy Hawksley. Found on US base in South Korea.

Mmm, the ones near the toes have frosting!

Photo courtesy of Bunny Lafee. Socks from Japan.

If this door's a'rockin', er, knock...

Photo courtesy of Matthew Stone. Found at a music club in Kyoto, Japan.

Photo courtesy of Lily Ward. T-shirt found in Tokyo.

Because nothing says 'surrender' like melting...

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of R.T. Williams. Spotted in Japan.

This is why Japanese-Irish sayings never catch on...

Photo courtesy of R.T. Williams. T-shirt spotted in Kagawa, Japan.