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Frankly, dear, you’ve always been a tramp.
Such a nice gravestone!
I’m so tender
California has a sister state in China?
You’ve already been trampled, darling. Six feet under.
Actually, that was a moose that trampled you.
Sex, Crude Drugs & Trampling.
Oopps .. sorry dear, I already trample you before reading the sign …
Stampede!
I feel like I’m at a Tea Party rally.
Trampled grass is made… of… PEOPLE!
Make love not trample.
Rats… maybe I’ll take my pet elephants to the movies instead.
♫ where the deer and the antelope play ♫ … NOT ON THE GRASS, DAMMIT!
…or, so help me, I’m taking the seeds and going home to my mother.
Camp Grass, China’s latest advance in Genetic Engineering
Grass is made to be trampled upon. Why not enjoy the grass? What’s wrong with authority that keeps people off the delightful green grassy verge? And with a gravestone eternal monument, no less!
Is it all right if we tamp you down a little then?
It’s alright. You have been mowed and will be mowed regularly.
I agree. grass has become much more expensive, since the tsunami in Aceh.
I don’t need to trample this grass…
It’s already trampled
good to see all the thumbs down. keep up your creative input, you asshole
@ faulty wiring: Probably someone who doesn’t understand Engrish very well.
@ faulty wiring: This happened a while ago-lots of “thumbs down” comments. It might have been a glitch on the web page.
In China, it’s the GREEN Tea party — and this is their meeting place.
Dear, don’t trample me. It’s bad enough that they stuck me here right where I got run over on a green light by a rude driver. You’d think the drivers would stay on the road.
At least my headstone is polite.
It’s the crab grass again!
Random thumbs-down and random vote button gray-outs too.
Let’s debugger!
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