September 16th, 2011

Fish Head Shop

You’re supposed to take it out of the fish after you’ve smuggled it in the port.

Photo courtesy of David English. Sign found in China.

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September 15th, 2011

Environmental Protection Mosquito Coils

The smell of burning anal will keep your nosy neighbors away, too...

Photo courtesy of Angelica K. Found in Senegal, West Africa.

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September 14th, 2011

Soends Dangeroes

Admiral Ackbar had mixed feelings about the Battle of Endor.

Photo courtesy of Wendy Stutzman. Clothing store in Japan mall.

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September 13th, 2011

Couldn’t be helped

That's not wax!

Photo courtesy of Wendy Hawksley. Found on US base in South Korea.

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September 12th, 2011

Oh good, they have athlete foot yellow and toejam green!

Mmm, the ones near the toes have frosting!

Photo courtesy of Bunny Lafee. Socks from Japan.

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September 11th, 2011

Rock stock and barrel

If this door's a'rockin', er, knock...

Photo courtesy of Matthew Stone. Found at a music club in Kyoto, Japan.

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September 10th, 2011

How about…

Photo courtesy of Lily Ward. T-shirt found in Tokyo.

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September 9th, 2011

Hot War!

Because nothing says 'surrender' like melting...

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of R.T. Williams. Spotted in Japan.

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September 8th, 2011

I bet you’re part Irish

This is why Japanese-Irish sayings never catch on...

Photo courtesy of R.T. Williams. T-shirt spotted in Kagawa, Japan.

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September 7th, 2011

“What are all these loose teeth doing around this platform?”

So long as you show no mercy inside the octagon.

Photo courtesy of Michael Cote. Found in Chengdu, China.

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