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posted on 21 Sep 2012 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Paul E..
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo, Japan. 

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
10 years ago

I used to date her.

SF
SF
10 years ago

You really can’t tell from where you are going to be hit. But it will hurt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I don’t undarastimand.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Will they ever learn to spell ‘CAUTION’ correctly?!

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

Expremay Dengerlus, must be the scientific name of the species they warned us to be cautious of …

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Probably a viral campaign for the recent movie ‘Expremay Laud & Incerdably Clous’.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

” I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Expremay Dengerlus.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

One of those silly Latin names of Wile E. Coyote.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Please tell Robert Chambers we found his sign. — Hastur.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I’m a little torn on this one. I like the fact that the Roppongi Yakuza are now warning potential victims of a looming attack but am critical of their spelling.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Jeszzh. Voszzh chourre zdebpb bleedesz!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Dieter Dengerlus, where are you now that we need you?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Must be some sort of fish

Rm
Rm
10 years ago

i am not that carelalus..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Denger here there is. Caution you must use or you expire may.

Mick
Mick
10 years ago

Cauction! Bud Grammur!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Someone dropped their expremay dengerlus. Please walk carefully so you don’t tread on it.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

What happens when you hire Napolean Dynamite to write the Translator app for the iphone.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Author of this must have cerefulay fallen on someone’s head.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
10 years ago

So, I have to be cautious of my ex in Pre-May (dude, can’t you just call it April?) if I find myself in a den named Gerlus. Got it. But where the heck is this Gerlus?!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

DENGERLUS is my middle name.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Watch that first step.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

My name is Elmer J. Fudd, maker of signs.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

As long as the Engrish is from Japan, I feel safe.

in brugge
in brugge
10 years ago

Ermahgerd! Etch expremay dengerlus

nyuk
nyuk
10 years ago

An example of Hooked On Phonics gone terribly wrong

KellogGold
KellogGold
10 years ago

Expremay Dengerlus! Harry Potter’s spell to make you understand Engrish.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

aw, c’mon occifer, “expremay dangerlus” is bit exadger.. exactger..eggsachger.. its a bit much… I only had two drinks! I can drive great!

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Tip for sign maker: try not to mix up Google Translate with Captcha…

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Dictated by someone who’d just been drugged by the danger.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

But come June….Denger off!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Mat left us this sign outside the Tower of Ghenjei.

(The stuff at the top is in the Old Tongue. Who knew?)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Wrioten whilst under the afluence of interhol.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

iacta alea est.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

‘We are now the Knights who say: “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Expremay. Zoom-Boing. Dengerlus. Z’nourrwringmm.” ‘

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Watch out or you could end up with a mouthful of marbles too.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Expremay Intalesteng !

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

ENGRISH SIGN (Experamay Dengerlus)
ENGRISH CAPTION WRITER (Typeus Hilarius)

…Beep-Beep! *zoooom*

Chris
10 years ago

What I don’t understand is why they put such dengelus steps there. It’s like “Lets builds some exengelay dengelus steps here and then put a sign on it.”

Ben There
Ben There
10 years ago

Expremay Dengerlus are the optional steps offered by Tony Little so you can get on your Gazelle without pulling a Dick Van Dyke.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This bloke was walking up yhe steps to the scaffold to be hanged.
When he sets foot on the steps,the whole ganz megillah starts swaying badly.

He turn to the warders escorting him, and and says: “HANG ON! Is this thing safe?”

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

APB…Armed and Expremay Dengerlus.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago
EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Any relation to Poisonus Gus?

Casey
Casey
10 years ago

Kith My Ath!

XVYPCMAL
XVYPCMAL
10 years ago

One of the seven wonder that the seat smoked for you, so be Expremay cautious while handling it.

brian
brian
9 years ago

by the time you figure out what the sign says, you’re already screwed… the danger will have already got you.

Cindi
Cindi
9 years ago

The name’s Ellen. Ellen Expremay Dengerlus.

RocketCat
RocketCat
7 years ago

I misrundestarnd your wrargning

justice
6 years ago

The spelling is so bad it’s expremay dengerlus

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