November 15th, 2012

Because life makes you fat

Lose weight, then die.

Photo courtesy of Mike S. Japanese beer. 

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November 14th, 2012

I totally forgot about the evil Stocks…

Photo courtesy of Anthony Vazquez. Bootleg DVD from China. 

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November 13th, 2012

Pursuing tastiness since 2002

Ew, what a so smell?

Photo courtesy of Leon Arnold. French fry container found at fast food place in Furano, Japan. 

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November 12th, 2012

They really have it in for me…

Photo courtesy of Euforie. Found in Shanghai, China. 

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November 11th, 2012

Get a prescription today!

Photo courtesy of Max Shepard. Pharmacy signage in Xianjiang, China. 

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November 10th, 2012

They don’t even have virgin wool

Photo courtesy Martin Durant. 

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November 9th, 2012

Still not as bad as a hot dog

That's not ketchup!

Photo courtesy of Katey Simons. Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week

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November 8th, 2012

Worst thing since caffeine addicts

Nothing better after a night on speed...

Photo courtesy of Courtney and Oren. Found at a hotel in Tokyo, Japan. 

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November 7th, 2012

Because he can…

Just a little off the bottom...

Photo courtesy of Mike D.  Lint/fuzz ball remover from China.

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November 5th, 2012

Every litter bit helps!

Even batteries will not be charged...

Photo courtesy of  Grahm M. Balkany and Ruth Saringe. Found in Chinatown in Chicago.  

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