Because he can…

Because he can…

posted on 7 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

Just a little off the bottom…

Photo courtesy of Mike D.
 Lint/fuzz ball remover from China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

For those manzillian moments

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

“I’d like some deodarant.”

‘Ball or stick type sir?’

“No. Just for under the arms.”

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

EDIT: Deodourant – em tasol.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

To prevent themgetting caught in the zipper of your wetsuit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The manufacturers have subjected this trimmer to stringent testes.

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

As used by James Bond. (Casino Royale)

krysto4
krysto4
11 years ago

But,,why is it pink?

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Sir, you should try this product. It is certain to make you go nuts.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

I’ll take one for my dog. He’ll love it.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

This is great! Now I won’t be nicking my sack anymore.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

I hope it’s not as painful as the weed whacker I’ve been using.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

For the serious gardeners.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

For a safe shortcut.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Does it vibrate?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I love the pink color. Do have one with Hello Kitty on it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

TR 2800:

– Shave your Style
– Extra hairy is removed with a stick and refreshingly
– No crisply crisply itches – it must be satisfied!

PS: Please do not use for trimming your hedgehogs, parrots, fishes…

Our slogan: ‘Love – Violence – Furry!’

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Given the trends in recent years, it was just a matter of time.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

All right, I was looking to become more aerodynamic.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

The perfect way to Honoré de Balzac.

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
11 years ago

Combat global warming by keeping your globes trim.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

You’d have to be nuts to buy this.

KellogGold
KellogGold
11 years ago

Not tested on animals – we tried, they got really pissed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Made by Mohel-O-Matic (K).

Silly Uncle Willy
11 years ago

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear
Who tried to shave his pubic hair.
Said the wounded, remorseful bear,
“Next time I’ll use Bear Hair Nair!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I made a mistake and tried to remove our cat’s hairballs with it …

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Looks like they’re making guy stuff pink for Breast Cancer Month, too. 🙂

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

The shaving is OK, but the after shave burns like a bitch!

RT
RT
11 years ago

warning: this product should not be used to perform circumcisions

tom
tom
11 years ago

WITH NEW IMPROVED SAC-GUARD
strawberry onry!

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

I bet many people don’t have the balls to dare use this product.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Does this prove the Hairy Ball Theorem of algebraic topology? There really is such a thing, BTW. Look it up on Wikipedia.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Does this prove the Hairy Ball Theorem of algebraic topology? There really is such a thing, BTW. Look it up on Wikipedia.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Aarrgh, duplicates!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
11 years ago

WOW . . . exactly what I’ve been craving for since puberty . . . those annoying ball hair (!!)

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

“Tov” is a Yiddish word. It means “Good”, as in “mazel tov” (“good luck”). I think some of the Israelites who fled the Balylonian invasion went East.

iwik
iwik
11 years ago

Handy to have when you are off to a ball…

craig w.
craig w.
11 years ago

Ball or aerosol? Neither, it’s for under my arms.

Cindi
Cindi
11 years ago

Must not be held any other ways than demonstrate in the manual.

Mason
Mason
10 years ago

Testicular hygiene is our top priority!

Enclave
10 years ago

I actually have this one. Its a LINT-remover for clothing. Doesnt work at all! Complete garbage! It would do better removing genital hair.

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