They really have it in for me…

They really have it in for me…

posted on 12 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Euforie.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We wish you a pleasant suffering from third-degree burn wounds and also sore legs from taking the stairs. Have a nice day.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Is that like having a chest cold

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

To avoid contracting inflammation of the Otis, please use the stairs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

No Exit.
Have A Nice Day

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Unfortunately, it’s only suffering a heart attack and jumping through the window.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: Please do NOT use the fire extinguisher – it might accidentally save your life

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Or you could fall down an empty elevator shaft. That would be nice.

SF
SF
10 years ago

We are talking to you, DSK. The elevator is not the place where to extinguish your fire.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This is probably the place with the hand grenade extinguishers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

No smoking in the elevator, and no bursting into flame there, either!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Don’t you agree it’s better to be barbecued than miss your daily workout?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

It’s also hoped being on the topper floors, so you’ll suffer longer from a fire.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Some days we all have our ups and downs.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It is also hoped catching Ebola and a grand piano fallling on head when exiting building.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

As a courtesy to our other guests, we request that guests who are on fire use the stairs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Stumbling upon ‘Emergency Trap’?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter the elevator.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Seems like they’ve had too many rowdy customers…

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Makes me glad I don’t have a fear of heights!

Skeptic
Skeptic
10 years ago

The Japanese translation is also off: “We wish you will meet a fire and not use the elevator” (the kanji for 遭う is wrong).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy, I want to be a Barbie Cue!

Anu
Anu
10 years ago

If you’re in the shaft, you’ll get the shaft.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Everybody wants to be flamous. But that’s strictly fire extinguisher irony.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

What they are really saying; “Go to hell and use the stairs.”

Kyle Gladwin
Kyle Gladwin
10 years ago

Please also observing burn victims from it’s first floor.

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
10 years ago

It’s hoped proofreading English and not using Engrish

Yoda
Yoda
10 years ago

Pain, suffering, fire I feel. Something terrible has happened.

Heh...
Heh...
9 years ago

Thanks Please enjoying your fiery death.

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