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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

But would you listen? No.

Photo courtesy of Dalton Jarvis. Found at a Panda Express in California.

Jeeves orders this

Photo courtesy of Rob Sholty. 

Capacity: only 2 persons per noodle.

Photo courtesy of C.C. Leong. Chinese says: "Please wait behind the 1 meter line".  

But you can call me News...

Photo courtesy of Ivan Bodley. Spotted in Japan.  

I'll be your driver/chef

Photo courtesy of Greg Bower. Hat found in Ueno, Tokyo, Japan. 

Text reads:

Tissue Paper   Scene 2 I can hear the voice of joy.  I can hear the voice of freedom. Like the throb of Frontier Age as is, Streets are brisk with full of energy.  Today, too, I have met many people. Today, too, I have heard many stories. America gives me spirits.

Photo courtesy of Marisa Wallace. Found on box of tissues from Japan. Originally posted 2010.7.4. 

Photo courtesy of Tiffany Bryant. Found in Tzingdao, China. 

Try it again

Photo courtesy of Nate Ilaoa. Found at Chinese restaurant in American Samoa. 

Photo courtesy of Piet Hein Snijders. Found at a theater in Beijing, China. 

Photo courtesy of PTP. Menu from Chinese restaurant in San Francisco.