My shoe is confused

Careful then vexatious blood friends might visit

I’m not female, but when the “blood friend” comes to visit, I don’t see how something for the shoe is going to help.

If it prevents clean dust, does it also prevent dry moisture?

As used by Tony Soprano. (If it vexes you, shoot it!)

If California and China were in a room together, would they cancel each other out?

If I have sanitary pads on my feet, where are my insoles?

Made in California. Translated in China.

Some of my best friends are also disposable

I should prevent clean dust by covering my shoes with a product containing lead?

The Shoe Prayer:
Lead us not into vexation but deliver us from blood friend, dust, birth defects and other reproductive harms.

” Say hello to my little blood friend”

(Paraphrase from Al Pacino- Scarface.)

Blood Brother, on the other hand, is not known to cause birth defects in the state of California.
However, HIV and Hepatitis are distinct possibilities.

Family Maid in China

Arnold of California highly recommends this.

Escape from Shoe Vexation — the pirated Chinglish DVD of Footloose?

Lead causes intellectual/brain problems. Now we know what happened to whoever wrote this sign.

Shoe vexation sounds like some Chinese torture method.

The very thought of a vexed shoe vexes me profoundly.

We can’t do anything for you sir. That is not a foot.

Jeez! You wouldn’t knock me back for a quarter of an inch would you?

Follow flow chart, to escape from an attack of shoe vexation.

YOU ARE HERE. AND HERE. AND HERE. AND HERE.

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY CLINIC

Shoe Sheath = Schuhscheide

“Made in… ” I can’t read the last word on the package! Wherever could it be?!

Lead poisoning for dust-free shoes. Sounds like a fair trade.

As seen on Dexter.

Can also be worn around the neck when your “blood friend” comes to visit.

…Who needs blood enemies?

I have been seeking freedom from shoe vexation for so long, my prayers are answered!

Yes, the packaging does contain lead. But that is just to protect you from the yellow cake uranium slippers inside. See picture three.

Yes, visiting blood friends may cause shoe vexation!

Obama-care

Medical code 113–Shoe Vexation