Model Window

I am WIndows 8.1 and I am here to help you.

It couldn’t shake hands, so I opened it

Where can I find the Too Old To Care Any More window?

Thank you, but I was actually looking for excellent service model door.

It’s a trick of the homicidal man toilet.
Leave the building!

I wonder if model window produces model breaking glass sound when it meets model brick.

Unfortunately after clean Window installation, Internet Exploder caused it to crash, so I had to use Backdoor to Netscape!

I would prefer Model Adriana to greet me

Then Clippo appeared ane everybody ran away.

*Then Clippo appeared and everybody ran away.

If I look real hard will I see Gisele Bundchen nude?

It’s so nice to meet a friendly window. Usually they’re a real pane.

I’m sorry but a Man Toilet already buried me

Hi, my name is Double Hung, I’ll be your window this evening.

Really its a bit of a pane

It was originally called “National Youth Excellent Service Window Model”, but that sounded wrong somehow…

The color is blue and the blue screen of death awaits you.

Because it’s easier to say than NYESMWGY!
Even though we know you youth love your acronyms..

This call to service feels like a recruiting drive.

Someone close that window before I feel a draft.

National Youth Service Model Greets You! Excellent!
Party Time! Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee-ooh!

Very beautiful, tall Model Window, but I found out it already lives together with the building’s Elevator.

Does anybody know how to get the tint off my Windows 7? I’d like to see the model. Thank you in advance.

Q: How does a Redneck tint their windows.
A: Don’t use the carwash.

It would indeed be profitable to be a signwriter in Nanchong.

But it would be more fun in Peking, or Wanking.

So every time they saw me, they could say: Not another Nanchong signwriter.

The glorious window of the revolution salutes the proletariat.

(big)CRASH(/big)

DAMN.

National Youth Excellent Apples next door

There’s a typo – it’s ‘Model Widow’.

A man toilet buried her husband upstairs.

It’s not every day you hear “Youth” and “Excellent” used in the same sentence. 🙂

1. Introduce yourself to the window
2. Carefully fall through it

If you can see yourself in this window, you are not an investment banker.

“But. Investment bankers are not Vampires.”

‘Yes?’

i am confused…

clearly you did not put enough adjectives in your sign to describe what you do

I am the N.Y.E.S.M window, but you can call me Nesy. It is nice to greet you, do I pass my turring test now?

Is that all one word??