December 17th, 2012

I’ll have a speculative mochaccino

Honesty is the best policy but not the main ingredient...

Photo courtesy of C. Tomlinson. Found at Starbucks in Dongducheon, South Korea. 

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December 16th, 2012

Tewajic!

Pewevent Accidents!

Photo courtesy of  Thomas Hartnett. Tag put on luggage on ferry from China to Hong Kong. 

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December 15th, 2012

Freshness You Can Taste

I'm pretty sure I didn't ask for that...

Photo courtesy of Joe Raucci. Found in window of burger restaurant in South Korea. 

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December 14th, 2012

Grampa needs temper-proof lids

No refund if temper is lost or stolen

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week! Photo courtesy of George Caspary. Found in Hangzhou, China. 

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December 13th, 2012

Old Deformity People – we pay you

Old People (Winter Year) - you will be carded.

Photo courtesy of Billy Wong. Museum sign from China.  

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December 12th, 2012

A More Perfect Union Jack

God Save the President!

Photo courtesy of AJ Shirt from China. 

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December 11th, 2012

That’s a damu good breakfast

You know, from pigu...

Photo courtesy of C. Honda. Found at a cafe in Roppongi, Tokyo.

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December 10th, 2012

It buys her black roses?

Week before Christmas is pretty good

Photo courtesy of Kimberley Whitaker. Skin scrubber found at supermarket in  Tokyo.

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December 9th, 2012

Cows are the only animals that moo…right?

You asked for it "as rare as possible."

Photo courtesy of J. Smith. Menu found in China. 

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December 8th, 2012

Ostretch of the imagination

They can chase mailmen at over 40 mph!

Toy from China. 

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