Please use the mushroom

Please use the mushroom

posted on 30 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Capacity: only 2 persons per noodle.

Photo courtesy of C.C. Leong.
Chinese says: “Please wait behind the 1 meter line”.  

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Coffeebot
Coffeebot
11 years ago

Hey, there’s no line outside the ramen!

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

What are you calling me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Also, no smoking in the flour

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Please enjoy the fright with our Shanghai rice-flour noodles

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

But I’m trying to use my noodle to understand your sign…

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
11 years ago

Oh, she’s up on the 2nd flour.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

A queue for the gluten intolerant

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I have tickets for a gluten free flight.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

This is why the Metric system never caught on in the US.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Please remain seated while the “No Dumplings” sign is lit.

SF
SF
11 years ago

Waiter! There is a line of people in my soup.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Maximum load, won ton.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

If you wait inside, you may spoil your appetite.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

Oh, it’s been years since anyone’s called me that.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Sorry, I didn’t notice this huge bowl in the middle of the airport.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

My rice-flour noodle said this was where she wanted me to meter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Italian food lovers may pasta barrier at any time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@engrishwebmaster: You must be this high to understand the sign.
*exhales ganja smoke*

coffeebot
11 years ago

There’s room in the meatball!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Oh, me on wrong side of noodle? Miso solly!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Cornbread anymore.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

After the approximately 2 minutes, join a bowl of cold water, boils 3 minutes then to fry again waited.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Officer! Is that a plane in my mushroom?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Thank you, come again Ground-Corn Tortilla

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

When your number is called, please step into the vermicelli

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Wee vill enjoy the rice-flour

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Luckily my name isn’t Rice Flour Noodle.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Can’t wait to fry all those plane nudles

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Sparky. My name isn’t Shirley and I’m deadly serious. (Flying High – “Surely you must be joking.”)

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

1 metre long noodles?

Is that like the 12″ Sub, that isn’t 12 inches.

(Subway explained that it isn’t 12 inches. 12 inches is a registered name for the product. BULLDUST!! Who us?)

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Them’s fightin words where ah comes from.

GwydionM
11 years ago

Inside the noodle is much less comfortable

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

There’s an old Chinese belief that long noodles mean a long life. And these are a meter long? No wonder there’s over a billion of ’em! 🙂

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

In Japan, they tell you to wait behind the Bento box

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

This is what happens when an overworked translator gets the airport work mixed up with the menue work.

RT
RT
11 years ago

oh, it was horrible. first tsa pulled out of the line, then they began bringing water to a boil while adding broth and salivating looking at me! *bursts into tears*
-rice flour noodle

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Our flights may contain MSG.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Guess whose computer just scrambled its Hard Disk?.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Flour and Condoleezza had a bit of a falling-out during her last diplomatic visit.

Yugan
11 years ago

classic!

Roan De Guzman
Roan De Guzman
11 years ago

Please make sure I will have unlimited dumplings while waiting!

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