May 28th, 2025

There’s only one guy in the kitchen!

That’s the third time our waiter asked “are you ready to order?”

Photo courtesy of Y.J. Spotted in Nagoya, Japan.

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May 27th, 2025

Anybody got a warhead?

Actually it’s easy to get in…

Photo courtesy of W. Chew. Menu spotted in China.

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May 26th, 2025

I think I’ll skip the fish today…

Photo courtesy of W. Chew. Menu spotted in China.

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May 23rd, 2025

If you have to have an office romance…

Fits all rectangular penises…

Photo courtesy of Timothy Rider.

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May 22nd, 2025

I blame the apple…

An apple a day... resets the simulation?

Photo courtesy of Tian. Drink spotted in Taiwan.

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May 21st, 2025

Yes, the ramming is relaxing…

If you can play with more than 2 balls you have graduated…

Photo courtesy of T.H. Found in China.

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May 20th, 2025

Keep an eye on your mentalpatients…

Rulers are made to be broken…

Photo courtesy of TFH.

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May 19th, 2025

Live. Laugh. Launder.

Why do my socks smell like olives...

Photo courtesy of Stephen Updegraff. Spotted in Japan. 

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May 16th, 2025

Livestock have complained…

Keep your feed off the furniture!

Photo courtesy of M.B. Spotted in Vietnam. 

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May 15th, 2025

Need more speed? Try the Freedom Run…

Only you can bring back Liberty Walk…

Photo courtesy of Michael Milan.

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