November 23rd, 2016

I’ve got a severe case of dissent.

health-rests-civilized-behavior

Explains why I keep getting sick at the protest march...

Photo courtesy of Judit Várhelyi. Found at Lingering Garden, Suzhou, China.

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November 22nd, 2016

Damn hipsters…

wood-beard-fillet

Hmmm, woody overtones. And hair.

Photo courtesy of Jamie Anderson. Menu found in Beijing, China.

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November 21st, 2016

Come on–it’s not koala bear.

panda-juice

There goes my vegetarian diet...

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Wiggins. Found at asian market in Phoenix, AZ.

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November 20th, 2016

By lunch it became much worse.

breakfast-intestinal

I had breakfast intestinal but I'm better now.

Photo courtesy of Gustavo Hsu. Found in China. 

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November 19th, 2016

Would you like break of coffee?

give-me-a-meeting

...it's in my case of brief.

Photo courtesy of Kim Lonskov. Found in Tokyo hotel lobby.

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November 18th, 2016

It starts at the tongue…

curry-pain

Do you have ghost pepper pain?

Photo courtesy of Eric Takahata. Spotted in Japan ("pain" is "bread" in French).

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November 17th, 2016

The Lord does not like yoga.

lord-shall-not-be-stretched

Don't get chiropractic with the Lord.

Photo courtesy of PthFdr. Found on CNC machine in China.

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November 16th, 2016

The last fireman skimmed a little…

forbid-to-embezzle-fire-apparatus

We took 1% from a hundred extinguishers. Nobody noticed.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons. Found in China.

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November 15th, 2016

Now legal in 8 states…

lets-grow-up-with-the-grass

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons. Found in China.

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November 14th, 2016

The squash took it really hard…

veg-feelings

Please onion, if you start, I'll start...

Photo courtesy of Mark Wood. Spotted on menu in India.

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