We forgot to protect our brains!

Beware of zombies bearing parcels

”ups” or ”oops”?

Jeez! Yu wouuld not want to accidentally bite your tongue, with those choppers.

I think they could be North Korean

It’s a WC (World Classic).

Rip off of ”Teh Walking Terrorists”

Call in the Exercisists to defeat the Zumbies.

I hear that his GF. would never let him perfprm oral sex.

perform

This is a conspiracy by Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba, to defame UPS and Amazon so Aliexpress can take over the world.

Colgate toothpaste, gives you 20% less cavities.

(I always wondered – 20% less than what?)

Assuming that 100% cavities = zero teeth
Then 20% of 32 (or whatever = 6 teeth
Therfore using Colgate, leaves one with 6 teeth.

I then wonder, what configuration of the six teeth, would be the most adventageous?

I like English Horror Movies shown in asian countries. The english apeakers rabbit on silently for ages.
Then the subtitle says: “Hai” or something like that.

Terrorist? What kind of movie ISIS, anyway?

I hope you realize, that the normal human mandible, does not have the range of articulation, to effectively use teeth that long. Therefore they would be ineffective for mauling and tearing.

@Marum | 4:28 am: A high class toothpaste would give one fewer cavities. 😉

UPS= U Puke Soon.

The zombie movie genre is getting a bit long in the tooth.

Could be worse.
Could be the US “Going Postal” Service.

World Classic Terrorist – is that vintage Bin Laden ?

Stream now on UPS Prime, or FedFlix.

@Conventi 0704. Interpol thought they had interceted a truckload of supplies for El Qaeda. The vehicle was despatched from Germany, and was intercepted on the Italian border.

On the manifest it had: “Laden mit Bier”

@DnT 0450. Sshhh. Don’t tell them the flaw in my logic.

I think i have figured the best combination for six teeth.

1. Two in the front – one top, and one bottom. For nibbling celery sticks, carrots, biting clits etc.

2. Four at the back, two top, and two bottom, for chewing up herbage. (Like Lophodontae have)

Plot twist: UPS-171 is actually the article designation number of a nuclear missile.

Edward Scissorteeth

UPS? You mean someone in the movie went postal?

As if youtube beheading videos weren’t gory enough!

Still not sure if BluRay or DVD…? (Maybe both, so that’s why it’s 2 discs?)

Is it surely a UPS and not an SCP?

“How many times do I have to tell you! NO PO BOXES!”