Aroid slipping, keep safety

Remember to fall down gently

We don’t want aroid rage slipping in here!

There is never enough arousing in th e w orld

Lorem ipsum is also prohibited.

Avalanche carefully.

And no smorking. The fire disting uinsher is broken.

Ther is a global shortage of hyphens. China obdurately refuses to buy any.

look out for Land Phil also.

Getting your troud lorued is not covered by our insurance.

I think they mean Disgusting guests.

Oh, so now we’re disting uished guests instead of extinguished? I see how it is.

Is someone trying to torture a trout?

I’ll use my aroid phone to call for help!

Ugh. I just landslipped and boy am I uished!

Troud Torued must be the next Star Wars villain.

What a bout teh toy let?

Someone should let geographers know about this landslip.

Is a landslip a miniature version of a landslide?

Space Odd Yssey?

@Lora.1143 Act.ually, yes.

Be careful what you uished for.

@Marum | 4:19 am: I know him, the dirty sod!

Be careful what you wish for, you may get tor tured!

(This is in the People’s Republic of China, after all!)

Do artificial flowers have plastils?

Sim ple. ust a roid travel ling to Chi na.