May 6th, 2018

I try to avoid drama with tear.

everybody-leaves-daily-life

Eve ybody leaves a special life except me...
 
 

Photo courtesy of Ryan Thorn. Sign from pachinko parlor found in Japan. 

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May 5th, 2018

Gotta fight me to get in

no-entry-on-peacetime

Photo courtesy of David Moskowitz. Found at China airport. 

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May 4th, 2018

Running the country on trains

shinkansen

Photo courtesy of Quentin Aljets. Spotted in Japan.

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May 3rd, 2018

Flesh, not flozen.

flesh-salada

Does this mean I'm vegetarian?

Photo courtesy of Quentin Aljets. Menu found in Japan. 

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May 2nd, 2018

Temperature controlled blow.

hot-blow

I like my blow temperate...

Photo courtesy of Patrick Wong. Found in Shinjuku subway restaurant in Tokyo. 

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May 1st, 2018

Make Antiques Great Again.

nude-trump

Huuuuuge discounts...

Photo courtesy of Patrick Wong. Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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April 30th, 2018

Skellington BC.

nightmare-before-christ

I don’t celebrate holidays until AD.

Photo courtesy of Patrick Worsham.

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April 29th, 2018

I tried to ward you…

poll_the_cook_handle

Ok cook: __ yes ward me; __don’t ward.

Photo courtesy of Pam Lahoud. Found in Japan. 

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April 27th, 2018

Do you see a red Rexus?

parking_rot

I’m sorry Mrs Jones, your car has a case of Parking Rot.

Photo courtesy of Pam Lahoud. Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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April 26th, 2018

It sounds from hole!

where-it-sounds

I ear it!

Photo courtesy of Deanna Thompson. MP3 player holder with speakers. 

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