No logs please.

The garden realy is sh%t

I waas looking for the one with straight logs

I heard of spiral gardens, but this is getting silly!

They use curled poo because they wanted a permanentculture garden.

You need poo with a clockwise curl if you want to grow thyme.

– Look, a garden with a curlicue !
– No, that’s a garden with a curly poo.

They’d be better off trying for whirled pees.

That’ll happen when you eat to many Arby’s fries.

I guess that’s where they serve pu pu platters.

(Yes, this is a real term: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pu_pu_platter)

Pretty sure that’s meant to say “curled POOL”.
They forgot the “L” at the end of the word.

Unless they were too cheap to pay for an extra letter.
This is ASIA, y’know.

They sure love that emoji.

“Cueied”? Does that mean it has beeen irradiated?

I didn’t see the movie “Caddyshack”, but didn’t they have a scene where a candy bar got thrown into a swimming pool and it was mistaken for poo?

EDIT; Curied

“Cured” poo?

@Pete | 6:50 pm: I didn’t even know it was ill!

A reference to Marie and Louis Curie, who both discovered radiation.

@Long Tom 0834We were taught in Primary School, that they were the first to discover XRays. Thereby paving the way for Non-invasive medicine.

@Long Tom | 8:32 am: The “poo” is what happened when they realised the radiation was dangerous.

That’s where Adam and Eve banished to after the Fall.

Actually it was Roentgen who discovered X-rays, as distinct from other types of radiation, using a Crookes tube.

Designed to contain straight pee