The only cigarette that outlasts him…

The only cigarette that outlasts him…

posted on 25 Feb 2023 in Vending Machines

Photo courtesy of Roger T.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

If you want to come longer, put a filter on the end.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
6 months ago

When only Viagra will do.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
6 months ago

The product is on the left of the pack

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

A frustrated young lady from Crewe,
Once said as the Parson withdrew,
The Vicar is slicker,
And quicker and thicker,
And three inches longer than you.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

It is not a good idea to smoke, while having oral-sex with your lady.

You are likely to start a brushfire.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

The fire brigade wants you!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

I used to smoke after sex but then I discovered personal lube.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

@DnT

Q. Doess your Penis burn after sex?

A. Dunno. I’ve never put a match to it.

Crarg
Crarg
6 months ago

False advertising!! These cigarettes did not improve my sex life.

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 months ago

smoke BEFORE sex

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