The only cigarette that outlasts him…

The only cigarette that outlasts him…

posted on 25 Feb 2023 in Vending Machines

Photo courtesy of Roger T.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

If you want to come longer, put a filter on the end.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
11 months ago

When only Viagra will do.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
11 months ago

The product is on the left of the pack

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

A frustrated young lady from Crewe,
Once said as the Parson withdrew,
The Vicar is slicker,
And quicker and thicker,
And three inches longer than you.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

It is not a good idea to smoke, while having oral-sex with your lady.

You are likely to start a brushfire.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

The fire brigade wants you!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

I used to smoke after sex but then I discovered personal lube.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

@DnT

Q. Doess your Penis burn after sex?

A. Dunno. I’ve never put a match to it.

Crarg
Crarg
11 months ago

False advertising!! These cigarettes did not improve my sex life.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 months ago

smoke BEFORE sex

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