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Fun for the whole huosehold…

posted on 6 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

I fuond the perfect gift!


Photo courtesy of Justin Furr.
Toy made in China.

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Like new edition!

posted on 19 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Expletives not included…

Photo courtesy of Ryan Bailey.
Radio control helicopter from China.

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Funny for ages 5 thru 8

posted on 25 Jun 2010 in Toys

How funny… he thinks he will be using real tools.

Photo courtesy of Michael Carroll.

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After stripping, take some pics, send ’em in…

posted on 21 May 2010 in Chinglish, Instructions, Toys

Upon cessation of circumvolution, look up circumvolution in the dictionary…

Photo courtesy of Shephanie Rayhon.
Toy from China.

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The more the childie, the more happy time!

posted on 9 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Toys


Photo courtesy of Jake Skelton.
Toy manufactured in China.

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Ready, aim, break

posted on 8 Dec 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Ray Wu.
Gun from China.

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You’ll get a kick outta “clean headshot” style…

posted on 29 Nov 2009 in Toys

It’s all wonderful until someone shoots an eye out…

Photo courtesy of Reuben Miller.

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Even Spidey’s ashamed of this one…

posted on 28 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Then…time for spanky!

Photo courtesy of Amber Coy.
Toy from China found at US swap meet.

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Encourage Pom Poms

posted on 21 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Small text at top of packaging says:

“Variety color”
“a best friend for you and your partner”
“Jump…Music” “Go! Clap!!”

“Modern Design.
Skilful [sic] Manufacture.
Superior Performance.
Perfect in Workmanship.
High standard in
quality And hygiene.

Photo courtesy of Tessie Bylund.
Package of Pom Poms.

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Let’s skip it this time…

posted on 11 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week!
Photo courtesy of Patrick Kelly.
Found at small vendor in Shanghai.

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