Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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Yeah, um, it’s for my…skin.

posted on 16 Oct 2015 in Chinglish, Toiletries

bath-massage-thing

I wanna know RIGHT NOW what it is and what it’s for.

Photo courtesy of Olivia V.

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For dryage.

posted on 11 Oct 2015 in Toiletries

Moistage

Got wrinklage?

Photo courtesy of Sarah B.
Lotion from Japan. 

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So cute she’ll melt your heart.

posted on 22 Sep 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

corrosive-children

Keep away from children…for your own safety.

Photo courtesy of Gráinne Nielsen.

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Surprise! It doesn’t work.

posted on 28 Apr 2015 in Toiletries

Did I step in something?

Photo courtesy of Richard Moore.
Found in Sagamihara, Japan.  

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Ling Long Body Sponge

posted on 12 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Angela Muir.
 Sponge bought in UK (made in China?)

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Thank God this cap was here

posted on 25 Oct 2014 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Thor Frølich.
Both found in hotel room in Tokyo. 

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All natural ingredients

posted on 6 Sep 2014 in Toiletries

Farm fresh scent.

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
Shampoo found in China (but has Japanese text).  

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How to refreshing

posted on 31 Jul 2014 in Toiletries

Tired of all of those animal-based bath salts?

Photo courtesy of Greg.
Found in cosmetics shop in Sapporo, Japan. 

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For all your horny needs

posted on 20 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Jenna Kwiatoski.
Found in Taiwan. 

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For that extra hairy bread

posted on 11 Jul 2014 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of L.C.
“Gatsby” shaving gel found in Japan. 

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