All natural ingredients

All natural ingredients

posted on 6 Sep 2014 in Toiletries

Farm fresh scent.

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
Shampoo found in China (but has Japanese text).  

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Smells like …

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Gives your hair body

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Try also our ‘Cowboy No. 5’

szk
szk
10 years ago

Whole new meaning to shamPOO

szk
szk
10 years ago

Doo doo shampoo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

♫ ♬ ♪ Nothing Else Manures … ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I only use shampee

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

That is one odd translation of “Country Fresh.” But still sometimes accurate.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Gee, your hair smells horrific.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I’m guessing it’s a mistranslation of the second syllable of “shampoo.”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

As in; Man’ure the best

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

There’s no sham poo, in our shampoo

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Made by upright livestock.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

A little dump will do.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

sheep or cow? I like cow flavor!

zerima
zerima
10 years ago

for shampooing your Chia pets…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

All our products are “green”.

At least they were before the cow ate them.

Jane Warne
Jane Warne
10 years ago

It’s their number two product.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

Works best on brown hair.

RT
RT
10 years ago

also try our other scents: stinky tofu, durian, and limburger cheese!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

For that treatment your lawn always needed. Nourishing!

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

unforgivable

coffeebot
10 years ago

Last time I take shampoo advice from a cow…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Only sham poo could be upright. Real manure lies flat on the ground.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Is there a pony in here?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Yes. I see. Manure -> Manicure
For that full spa treatment.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Umm… smells so “earthy”?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Man, ure not gonna believe what it does for your hair!

TargonRedDragon
TargonRedDragon
10 years ago

@szk
ShamWOW’s best partner

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Fool me once,
Sham on Poo.
Fool me twice,
Sham on Pee.

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

Recommended by Biff Tannen.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Just give me shampoo and save the sham poo for yourself

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Get the real stuff from us, and not the sham poo that less reputable dealers will try to sell to you.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Do the cows have to eat in unsanitary meadows for this stuff to flow through atomizers?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

You gotta stop and smell the cow pies.

Jøshua
Jøshua
10 years ago

for when you want everyone to think you have sh*t for brains

HeadwounddHarry
HeadwounddHarry
10 years ago

Now with extra chunks of corn!

Sayunu
Sayunu
10 years ago

This Japanese text is funny too. Probably a Chinese product trying to look made in Japan.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

It may be sh*tty, but at least it’s upright.

SomeOldDude
SomeOldDude
9 years ago

Glad its “Upright” Manure. That sideways stuff is horrific.

K
K
9 years ago

That’s upright preposterous!

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