Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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Helps decompose unhealth?

posted on 18 Jan 2012 in Toiletries

 My advice? Wield gently

Photo courtesy of Michelle Byrd.

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Pressure Sensor Alerts When Brushing Too Hard

posted on 19 Sep 2011 in Bags/Packaging, Toiletries

Removes that hard to get eye plaque…

Photo courtesy of Wendy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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Rud-a-dud dud

posted on 24 Aug 2011 in Instructions, Toiletries

For use in the shower or tud…

Photo courtesy of Eva Zeller.

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I’ll keep an eye out for another bottle

posted on 19 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

That’s the last time you’ll lip off to me…


Photo courtesy of Celina Chan.
Korean makeup remover found in Hong Kong.

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Jag-off-off

It’s like a cold shower in every tube!


Photo courtesy of Derick Jansen.
Chinese product found in South Africa.

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Genghis John

posted on 29 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Toiletries

My dad, after chili…


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Photo courtesy of David Hales.

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Hand cleaner

posted on 11 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Dissolves rusty nails in seconds. Deters rats and little sisters!

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

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Consult your doctor if effect lasts more than 4 hours…

posted on 7 Feb 2011 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Devin Nail.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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You had better obey

posted on 18 Dec 2010 in Toiletries

Absorbent. Stimulating. Commanding.

Sponge found in Japan hotel room.

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Now, don’t lose this…

posted on 7 Sep 2010 in Toiletries

I found it!

Photo courtesy of Susan Janvrin & Matt Normand.
Air freshener found in restaurant bathroom in Japan.

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