Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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For that baby thing

posted on 24 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

I heard you were pregnant with the thing…

Photo courtesy of Robyn Diez.
Made in China, found in Baltimore. 

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Don’t get stuck in a scrud

posted on 13 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Dan Ports.
Towel packaging made in China. 

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Never has my horny been removed so refreshingly!

posted on 12 Sep 2012 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Jimmy Cohrssen.
Corn remover found in Japan.
(Top photo is close up of text on package) 

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Right next to the contraceptive rubber thing

posted on 11 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Deb Carbin.
Found at dollar store in US (made in China). 

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It’s called market segmentation…

posted on 25 Aug 2012 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Tim Gough.
 Black toothbrushes found  in Japan. 
Japanese says: “can brush teeth with just water.” 

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Relieve the relief

posted on 21 Jun 2012 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Bonnie Jean.
Condoms found in Japan convenience store. 

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My choice – my command

posted on 21 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Darren.
Oral-B bootleg found in Malaysia. 

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Did that gel just get hard?

posted on 11 Feb 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Stephen Coleman.
Spotted in Taiwan. 

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Helps decompose unhealth?

posted on 18 Jan 2012 in Toiletries

 My advice? Wield gently

Photo courtesy of Michelle Byrd.

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Pressure Sensor Alerts When Brushing Too Hard

posted on 19 Sep 2011 in Bags/Packaging, Toiletries

Removes that hard to get eye plaque…

Photo courtesy of Wendy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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