Rud-a-dud dud

Rud-a-dud dud

posted on 24 Aug 2011 in Instructions, Toiletries

For use in the shower or tud…

Photo courtesy of Eva Zeller.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Yet another wonderful service from the Hotel BJ.

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

because less scrudding makes life easier

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“A feeling bath” … that’s why we never leave Uncle Lester alone with the kids.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

CAUTION: Only for a rud scrud.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Gives you that warm wet feeling

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Can I just have Yi Yu?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Is this the girl with grossy hair?

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

Lightly soap: great taste, less filling.

SF
SF
11 years ago

♪ ♫
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and baaath,
and I pity,
Any girl who cannot rud toniiiiight …
♫ ♬

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

lightly rud = cleanses skin
scrud = removes tattoos

dangevin
dangevin
11 years ago

I’ll pass on the feeling bath…I already wallow in my own misery.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

“The specially designed towel accelerates blood circulation…”.

If she’s included I don’t think accelerating my blood circulation will be a problem.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Dube !

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Think I’ll take a duddle dath.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Did anyone try to use bumbac rud tower instead?

Johnny Cache
11 years ago

So *THIS* is why some people have such a ruddy complexion….

Gemenon
Gemenon
11 years ago

No need for anybody to bath. Just use a scrud missile, and crean everyone near ground zero!

Yesenia
Yesenia
11 years ago

Sooo, do you guys scrud behind your ears?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Is it easy to cleanse a wet bog with it?
– Well… try Kat Von B instead.

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

About YiYU: funny, she doesn’t look Asian.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Answer: Yi Yu !!!

Question: What did she say when she opened up and smelled the contents?

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

She would be well scru’d if she shared a bath with me.

Eccekio
Eccekio
11 years ago

Oh yi yi yi. Scrud by the senora.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Soap’s significant other

Guy
Guy
11 years ago

No need to scud… OH! You said, “scrud.” Never mind.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

But I always scrud lighly though!

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

I don’t want to scrud or rud!
… Can I just crud?

Jewels
Jewels
11 years ago

After use cleanse YOURSELF with fresh water.

Josiah
Josiah
11 years ago

Rud-a-dud-dud three men in a tud

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
11 years ago

It ruds the towel on its skin…

Jared
Jared
11 years ago

Just scrud all your troubles away, and while I’m here, I might as well rud one out.

Jared
Jared
11 years ago

Just scrud all your troubles away, and while you’re here, you might as well rud one out.

Julie
Julie
11 years ago

My soap and lighly soap don’t need a “best partner”! They’ve got me. We don’t need to you rud in!

Aglovale1
11 years ago

Women love it when you’re rud to them.

Aglovale1
11 years ago

I’m going into the shower to rud one out.

EngrishLover3
EngrishLover3
11 years ago

No need to scrud, just lightly rud!

pyraetos
11 years ago

It didn’t work for me, I did not begin to get comfotable until I’d been scrudding for a few minutes.

Sean
Sean
10 years ago

Yi Yu can rud me any time -_o

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Product turned out to be a dud.

KodoxIC
7 years ago

am I not the only one that gets Elmer Fudd vibes from this post

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