Stationery

This is still a relatively untapped Engrish market – the Japanese love to decorate stationery, quite often with some far out Engrish.

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Good dog. Nice texture.

posted on 14 Nov 2011 in Stationery

Sit. Stay. Bake for a half hour at 350.

Photo courtesy of Dave Stewart.
Spotted in Osaka, Japan.

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The only thing worse than ants in the kitchen

posted on 26 Jun 2011 in Stationery

Probably… Mom’s dead


Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Stationery found in Japan.

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I hate to say I told you so…

posted on 21 Jun 2011 in Stationery

Inside:  “Just a matter of time my friend…”


Photo courtesy of Miko Hayashi.
Greeting card found in Shinjuku, Tokyo.

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Can’t tell him nuthin’

posted on 11 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Stationery

What do you get a Nihilist for Christmas?

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Notebook found in Taiwan.

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Because Pedo Bear can’t do everything

posted on 9 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Stationery

But he’s still a bear and has bear needs…

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Stationery found in Taiwan.

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School decided to keep exotic dancing

posted on 21 Apr 2011 in Stationery

I didn’t even know we had to take notes in exotic dancing class…

Photo courtesy of PetSugar.
Stationery set from Japan.

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If nice days make you sad, you might be a goth.

posted on 16 Apr 2011 in Stationery

Warm, sad, and hungry for mint-milk and crackerfish…

Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear.
Pic of a memo pad.

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They’re terribly expensive.

posted on 26 Mar 2011 in Stationery

Terrible Luxury: Season 4 of the Jersey Shore starts this Fall!


Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear.
Stationery from Japan.

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Caution: our music may cause induce nausea

posted on 25 Mar 2011 in Stationery

Apparently it makes you sweat and vibrate, too.


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Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear.
Stationery from Japan.

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Away in a menngar…

posted on 24 Dec 2010 in Stationery

Santa was found laying face-up, filled with lead and
impaled on a stick.  Mrs Claus had no comment…

Photo courtesy of Briana Lamb.

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