Great for original usage memos

Does the sun ever shine in the place where the infant’s hand doesn’t reach?

I assume that the infant’s hand doesn’t make the abandonment division of the municipality.

We’ve been having a lot of problems with these being used for things other than memos.

Pens have been used for so many things I doubt that there are any more original usages.

How could I make upward the pen ahead? I don’t even practise yoga!

If there’s a leakage please call the bomb squad.

And I was always wondering where all the ballpoint pens go

Also, not to be used for the other use.

Maybe there is a pen for an abandoned pen…

So many pretty colours, you can use them with gay abandon!

Abandonment Division will soon be playing at a gay bar in your town.

MEMO: Please avoid using it for the usage other than the usage

Memo: Please don’t buy these. Buy pencils instead.

I only counted 9 pens. Not only do they have abandonment issues, but one must be bipolar and write in two different colors. 🙂

I work in the Abandonment Division and I approve this message.

Abandonment Division – a punk rock band with a strong interest in stationary stationery.

And a habit of stealing paper clips.

You should only use these pens to write memo in an original way.
As soon as you find a way, please post it on Deviant Art.

Abandon Marker!

Whenever I make the upward pen ahead, it avoids using by its own will!

Please don’t remind me of the place where the infant’s hand DOES reach. I shudder to think about it.

Abandon hope, all ye who leakage here.

Technicolon pens! But once you have made them upward ahead on the place where infant’s hand doesn’t reach, avoid using them, even for memos. In fact you can think of abandonment.

I think we’ve found Dubya’s Axis of Polypropylene.

Uhhh! —- Hai!.

This is the Japanese weapon of mass distraction.

Abandonment – THE very best way to avoid using it.

I abandon my pens only in the countryside so that one day it will be as full of litter as any municipality.

*sees “make upward the pen ahead”…*

you mean i can use it to poke my friend’s ***hole as a prank?

Please stick this pen in your axis.

Come to think of it. I would always follow the Abandonment division of any authority. They have the best parties.

Please do not use this at all and abandon it immediately.

Creativity is strictly forbidden. Drawing will be punished.

Abandon all taupe, ye who enter here.

But my pens have abandonment issues… 🙁

Note to self: Do not stick these pens onto pregnant womens’ chests
otherwise infant’s hand could reach it.

Misuse will be reported to the Secret Japanese Pen-tagon.

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