The first notepad designed exclusively for ‘Letters to Penthouse’
GwydionM
11 years ago
But don’t let your pen get jealous
jonnytbone
11 years ago
Does that mean it will do my homework FOR me?
SF
11 years ago
I’d rather double-check when it reports my feelings to my boss, just in case. Especially on a pink sheet.
Jay
11 years ago
♫ I found a pink pad underneath a tree
And started reading about me
The words began to stick and tears to flow
The reporting now was clear to see
The love it jotted down was for someone else not me… ♫
FatKenney
11 years ago
“Alright Report Pad, you know the drill. Write my wife some mushy straight-from-the-heart crap for our anniversary next week. I’ll be in the next room watching the game. Thanks, buddy.”
jjhitt
11 years ago
Oh crud… it just wrote me a suicide note.
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago
Prototype for IPad.
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago
Sounds lie something the Weasley brothers would sell.
Eccekio
11 years ago
I think a coach using a pink notepad, would raise a few eyebrows in the dressing room..
coffeebot
11 years ago
Tried writing a journal but my pad kept weeping
DrLex
11 years ago
This reporting pad might also be trying to stab you in the back with a pencil if you hurt its feelings.
sparky
11 years ago
What happens when it’s not wonderful?
Jewels
11 years ago
@Sparky: Then it’s a total write-off!
Frank Burns
11 years ago
I want one in green to write break-up notes.
DragonLady
11 years ago
…but does it write wonderful angry feelings about assholes?
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago
Wonderful writing feelings ? Maybe, but I AM running low on toilet paper.
I just feel warm all over
I’m tickled semi-pink.
The first notepad designed exclusively for ‘Letters to Penthouse’
But don’t let your pen get jealous
Does that mean it will do my homework FOR me?
I’d rather double-check when it reports my feelings to my boss, just in case. Especially on a pink sheet.
♫ I found a pink pad underneath a tree
And started reading about me
The words began to stick and tears to flow
The reporting now was clear to see
The love it jotted down was for someone else not me… ♫
“Alright Report Pad, you know the drill. Write my wife some mushy straight-from-the-heart crap for our anniversary next week. I’ll be in the next room watching the game. Thanks, buddy.”
Oh crud… it just wrote me a suicide note.
Prototype for IPad.
Sounds lie something the Weasley brothers would sell.
I think a coach using a pink notepad, would raise a few eyebrows in the dressing room..
Tried writing a journal but my pad kept weeping
This reporting pad might also be trying to stab you in the back with a pencil if you hurt its feelings.
What happens when it’s not wonderful?
@Sparky: Then it’s a total write-off!
I want one in green to write break-up notes.
…but does it write wonderful angry feelings about assholes?
Wonderful writing feelings ? Maybe, but I AM running low on toilet paper.