Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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What’ll ya have!

posted on 5 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

piss-department

I took a number… they’re all ones.

Photo courtesy of Ben Au.
Found in Hangzhou, China.

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Watch your step!

posted on 27 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

poo-fashion

Yes, our tailor made all of them.

Photo courtesy of Anthony C.
Found in Penang, Malaysia.

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Honey, we’re out of toilet paper and helmets!

posted on 26 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

bathtub-launches

I’ve heard of bombardier toilets but this is ridiculous.

Photo courtesy of Phil Bagshaw.
Bathtub found in China.

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Sounds like you just earned a paddling.

posted on 24 May 2017 in Signs

lower-than-elementary

Your name came up in the paddling pool…

Photo courtesy of Douglas Massey.
Found in Shinjuku Central Park, Japan.

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Make rodents great again

posted on 23 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

ratriotism

A mouse divided against itself cannot stand!

Photo courtesy of William Veerbeek.
Found at Beihai Park in Beijing, China.

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We have limitly before 70 minutes.

posted on 22 May 2017 in Instructions, Signs

sweets-paradise

I tapped my heels but there’s still leftovers…

Photo courtesy of Emma Orsvärn.
Sweets Paradise found in Tokyo, Japan.

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I’m not looking forward to this.

posted on 21 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

various-types-of-dread

Photo courtesy of James Bourne.
Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

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The first mouth is the hardest.

posted on 20 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

penalty-6-mouths

After 3 mouths you can get out on good behavior.

Photo courtesy of Nathan Simmons.
Found in Thailand.

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Mother Nature complained.

posted on 16 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

no-wild-bath

Please! This is a golf course, gentlemen.

Photo courtesy of Jerry Wichman.
Found in Shenyan, China.

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I was there once when I was little.

posted on 15 May 2017 in Buildings, Signs

womb

…and it’s a baby shoe!

Photo courtesy of Unagi Mimi.
Found in Kyoto, Japan.

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