Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.

Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.

ratchaprapha-dam-sign

Gotta leave that Hammond over there…

Photo courtesy of Paul de Newtown.
Found near Phuket, Thailand.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

But onto is alright for the alcoholic

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Strictly foam or alcoholic must be the organs

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you hang your organ outside of the boat, the ratch may bite it.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

But, alcohol has a lower specific gravity than water. Thus the alcoholic may float alone. Just don’t let him go near thee bank.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Guys. If you dangle your organ in the water, the eels may try to mate with it.

FatKenney
FatKenney
5 years ago

“Please keep hands, feet, and organs inside the boat at all times.”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

My organ pipes are full of eels.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If your organ is standing inside the boat, you should wear clothes that dry the hard.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

The little man in the boat says keep your organ in here.

FatKenney
FatKenney
5 years ago

Do not bring the alcoholic into the dam. Toss him behind the dumpster instead.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

So honourable Captain Strictly, is the commander of the craft.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I say: Dam the alcoholics – full speed ahead!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Ratchaprapha Dam. Typical of the Thais. They make a strictly functional item like a dam, and make it bloody beautiful.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=ratchaprapa+dam&qpvt=ratchaprapa+dam&qpvt=ratchaprapa+dam&qpvt=ratchaprapa+dam&FORM=IGRE

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I’ll put that on my bucket list to see. A friend has retired to Chang Mai. So I will visit him shortly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you find an organ outside the boat, don’t Phuket!

coffeebot
5 years ago

But we were gonna play Toccata and Fugue! 🙁

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Coffeebot 0429. Tocatta and Fugue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY

One could certainly play that with an organ dull of eels.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Dam alcoholics can’t hold their water.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Uhhh……Webmaster?
This is another repeat from just a few months ago.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@coffeebot | 4:29 am: Come Bach later after everyone has gone.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

I wanted to stand my organs outside of the boat but I didn’t have the guts.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

What about a piano, then?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Dam!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Have you been drinking, Ma Dam?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– B … But Officer, I’m just a pyromaniac, these are my external organs and my life jacket is right under the sea!

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

You’d have to be pretty strong to let an ORGAN hang from your arms outside the boat.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Dam if it’s not Ratchet&Clank

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I can’t stand the organs even inside of the boat …

RT
RT
5 years ago

Dam.

“Found near Phuket, Thailand”

zankhana
zankhana
5 years ago

What’s worse than a lobster on your piano? A crab on your organ. BOOM BOOM!

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

“I just can’t stand these organs! …I can’t even play instruments”
“Get out of the boat if you wanna say that!!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

My dam clothes fit.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

They will be sued for alcoholicophobia . . . the discrimination of alcoholics.

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