Just looking.

Its a bargain Oh well no

This is a nonsale.

Its a premium month for no sales

The clothes are for sale, not the coat-hangers.

This will stuff up the Standard deviation.

And possible the standard deviate.

One minute after the post and already 6 comments and 2 downvotes…. dafaq!

Upon insertion of your credit card, our terminal will chip it into one micron fartments.

I wish this sign had been on some of the crappy stuff that I have bought over the years!

Don’t worry about the gear, I have a yen for the saleslady.

First there is the “Thank you” price, then the F-u attitude.

Buy now? ‘Bye now!

Would you like a bag?

A bloke says to the shop assistant: “Would you allow me to make love to you for five thousand dollars?”

She thinks for a while, and shyly whispers; ‘Yes.’

Then he says: “How about one hundred dollars?”

She indignantly exclaims: ‘What do you think I am!’

He replies: “We already know that. We are just bargaining about the price.”

Don’t buy one, get one free?

DENIED!

Note – all items in store are for display only. Not for retail sale.

@DNT 0420. Don’t buy one, and our sales assistant will follow you home, and take one of yours. 👿

Okay, I’ll take two.

TODAY’S OFFER: Get nothing for ¥0!

I’ll complain to the ombirdsmum, err ombedesmon, no imbedsman,, err Consumer Affairs.

I’m so grad they are not for sale.

I never wanted to be a cross-dresser anyhow.

Thanks for nothing.

A lady walked into the department store and spoke to the young man who stood by the door…….”I need some material to make a new belt. Can you please tell me where I can get felt!”

♪ Thank you price,
Thank you India,
Thank you, thank you, yen store! ♪

SALE: Buy one, don’t buy two for free!

50% Buy / 50% Not sure

– Do not recommend
– Do not tumble price
– Sale separately

Schrödinger’s Shirt

I think they’re recommending we buy something else? If only all salespeople were this honest.

So it’s for rent?

Indian arrowheads – made in India!

Sike!