Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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I love ethnic food!

posted on 17 Dec 2018 in Signs

They’re quaint…

Photo courtesy of Alex Schare.
Found in Japan. 

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Gonna get some backlush on this…

posted on 7 Dec 2018 in Signs

At least wush your hands.

Photo courtesy of Ro Pirog.
Found in Japan. 

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Don’t look inside!

posted on 5 Dec 2018 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan. 
Found in Japan. 

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No logs please.

posted on 3 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Stop and smell the roses…

Photo courtesy of Paul Kenny.
Found in China. 

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Climb only

posted on 2 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Shimmy instead.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of John Wilson.
Found in China. 

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I’ll take the family discount…

posted on 1 Dec 2018 in Signs

 

 

Photo courtesy of Ken Wood. 
Found in Japan. 

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Robots are getting out of hand.

posted on 30 Nov 2018 in Signs

And just like that we had to wait…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Margie Kent. 
Found in Japan. 

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Folks can lift on their own time…

posted on 29 Nov 2018 in Signs

If your parents are over 1 ton, use service elevator.

Photo courtesy of Blukitty.
Found in Japan. 

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My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

posted on 22 Nov 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

We can make it 5AM to midnight.

Photo courtesy of Sérgio Nogueira.
Found in China.

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Car Lives…

posted on 20 Nov 2018 in Signs

When I die, bury me in my Volvo…

Photo courtesy of Kenji Yamada.
Originally posted 9.9.2004

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