Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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But I’ve got half a pack of danger product left!

posted on 14 Sep 2010 in Instructions, Signs

Oh, you’ll take it like a man…

Photo courtesy of David.
Sign found at a funicular railway in Japan.

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If this is luxuriant, I don’t wanna see the desert…

posted on 29 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Okay, you’ve seen the blade of grass, now move along…

Photo courtesy of Tom.
Found at Ming Tombs near Beijing, China.

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Meet our new promiscuous owner

posted on 21 Aug 2010 in Signs

P.S. don’t wear underwear…

Photo courtesy of M.S.
Sign found in Japan.

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Choose clothes daily

posted on 17 Aug 2010 in Signs

My bottom isn’t foppush enough!


Photo courtesy of M.S.
Fashion boutique found in Japan.

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President of the United States of Love

posted on 12 Aug 2010 in Signs

Raise your hand if you haven’t made love to a President yet…



Photo courtesy of M.S.
“Obama” the Japanese name of a clinic (for ladies).

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Try “sorry”…

posted on 10 Aug 2010 in Signs


Photo courtesy of Christina Bauer.
Found in Shibuya, Tokyo.

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You’ll never find another like it…

posted on 8 Aug 2010 in Signs

Let it live on in you…


Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Sign found in Japan.

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When specialty stores go too special…

posted on 6 Aug 2010 in Signs

I had to go to 6 stores to make this salad!

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Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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Dang those pesky “L” words…

posted on 30 Jul 2010 in Signs

Onry the best in reraxation…

Photo courtesy of Chris Phillips.
Rest stop sign found in Niigata, Japan.

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Entering Wonderland…

posted on 29 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Signs



Photo courtesy of Greg “Porkfry” Hjertager.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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