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Great. Now I’ve got the song “Nothing Compares 2 U” stuck in my head. Thanks, handrail. Thanks a lot.
Too late, I’m already so OVER IT and on to the next relationship.
Try you leg over your shoulder instead
“Oh handrail, what would I ever do without you? You’re always there to support me when I need you. I want to touch you. I want to put my hands all over you. Handrail, let’s never fight again.”
Don’t slip under the hand-o-rail with anyone else but me, anyone else but me, anyone else but me, oh, no, no…
yea.. tell that to those 3 over there
I can’t get over the wording of this sign.
Wait a minute, this is Japan, not China?
The sheer childlike pleasure of coming around a corner, and unexpectedly seeing a stailess-stel handrail will never leave me. It exalts me as much now in my old age, as it did when I was a boy. The difference between food-grade, marine-grade, and surgical stainess-steel is pure bliss to the connoisseur. Heaven would indeed be lined with stainless-steel.
Actually. I’ve never done it over a stainless-steel handrail.
please go under instead
Nerd ahoy – It’s the roof of the Umeda Sky building in Osaka. So there. I claim 5 internets.
Don’t get over the handrail. Do not pass go. And don’t collect $200.
Real life Monopoly hits Japan!
Why get over the handrail when the stairs are just around the corner? Here, let me show you…it would relieve me greatly…
I choose you, handrail! I’ll never get over you!
Just try getting over on my handrail, round eye, and I kick your butt real good.
Oooh handrail, don’t you ever get over me either. In fact, let’s never ever break up, let’s marry and have lots of little baby handrail/human hybrids.
Me wuv you wong time…
Can’t get over it? Call The Samaritans.
How can I after what we just went through?
B … But Officer, I just wanted to get over it!