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It only hurts when I pee.

posted on 12 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

painful-weiner

Not something I wanna talk about…

Photo courtesy of Jon Murray.
Found at restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

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Chef worked a lil too hard.

posted on 9 Jun 2016 in Menus

sweat-sour-sauced

Photo courtesy of Long Tran.

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The cowboy had it coming… 

posted on 7 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

lithosporically

Lithosporically speaking, this menu is most garrulous…

Photo courtesy of Jaideep Shetty.
Menu found in China.

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Younger sister dish needs more spice…

posted on 2 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

diced-rabbit-with-younger-sister

Photo courtesy of Michael Merryman.

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Its all lip service here…

posted on 15 May 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

korean-lip-barbeque

Photo courtesy of Ryan Stoker.
Found in Yangsan, South Korea.
(Should be “rib barbecue”)

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My silky blood feels great.

posted on 14 May 2016 in Menus

tuna-sandwich

Tomato briskly on the side, please.

Photo courtesy of Eesmyal Santos-Brault.
Found at a cafe in Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan. 

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Who put the freaking sauce on there?

posted on 10 May 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-chicken-with-freaking-sauce

Photo courtesy of Chet Duran.
Spotted in Korea. 

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Someone’s at the cavity…

posted on 5 May 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

door-cavity

You make a better door cavity than a window cavity.

Photo courtesy of Robert Lindwall.
Found in China. 

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Napkin or toilet paper?

posted on 28 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

smell-of-urine-yellow-croaker

Please wash hands after your meal.

Photo courtesy of Toby Phipps.
Menu found in China. 

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I hate that chicken…

posted on 27 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Spicy_chicken_asshole

Chicken, why you gotta be that way?

Photo courtesy of Philip Campbell.

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