Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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I can’t help it if the buildings keep shifting…
Photo courtesy of Glenn Kennedy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
(100 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
Loading...My water proff is the deepest!
We go a little crazy when you wear cut-offs.
Photo courtesy of Cassie B.
Found in Acapulco, Mexico.
(100 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...Farewell the five bucks…
Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.
Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.
(100 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)Loading...I have six mouths to feed…
Photo courtesy of Todd D.
Instructions from a flashlight.
“Kellery” and “bellary” = battery (I think…).
(124 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)Loading...I was trying to forget about the camp…
Photo courtesy of UA.
Found in Osaka hotel (Japan).
(107 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Get your flu shot yet?
Photo courtesy of U.A.
Found at Mt. Fuji hotel, Japan.
(139 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)Loading...Everybody is so skinny around here…
Photo courtesy of Matthew Wilkens.
Found in hotel in Sagamihara, Japan.
(86 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)Loading...You’re on MY happy time, now.
This is why important instructions.
Photo courtesy of Roger Steed.
Digital picture frame instructions from China.
(71 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)Loading...Let’s suggest: use the violin mute.
In seriously say, this only jokes.
Photo courtesy of Aymeric Penven.
Found in a club bathroom in Shanghai, China.
(121 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...Replace good friend contact!
Speak into the ear Michael.
Photo courtesy of Rachael Gordon.
Xbox 360 headset from China.
(88 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...
