Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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My water proff is the deepest!
We go a little crazy when you wear cut-offs.
Photo courtesy of Cassie B.
Found in Acapulco, Mexico.
(100 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)
Loading...Farewell the five bucks…
Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.
Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.
(100 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)Loading...I have six mouths to feed…
Photo courtesy of Todd D.
Instructions from a flashlight.
“Kellery” and “bellary” = battery (I think…).
(124 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)Loading...I was trying to forget about the camp…
Photo courtesy of UA.
Found in Osaka hotel (Japan).
(107 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Get your flu shot yet?
Photo courtesy of U.A.
Found at Mt. Fuji hotel, Japan.
(139 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)Loading...Everybody is so skinny around here…
Photo courtesy of Matthew Wilkens.
Found in hotel in Sagamihara, Japan.
(86 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)Loading...You’re on MY happy time, now.
This is why important instructions.
Photo courtesy of Roger Steed.
Digital picture frame instructions from China.
(71 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)Loading...Let’s suggest: use the violin mute.
In seriously say, this only jokes.
Photo courtesy of Aymeric Penven.
Found in a club bathroom in Shanghai, China.
(121 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...Replace good friend contact!
Speak into the ear Michael.
Photo courtesy of Rachael Gordon.
Xbox 360 headset from China.
(88 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Blessed art thou among firefighters.
And thou shalt turn thy valve counterclockwise.
Photo courtesy of Joep Boink.
Found near firehose reel at hotel in Shenyang, China.
(80 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...
