Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Jimmy, put the sword back in your luggage.
Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.
(107 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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You’ll have to MAKE me enjoy the fun…
Photo courtesy of Lee Peterson.
(72 votes, average: 2.94 out of 5)Loading...Doesn’t the toilet get flashed enough?
Photo courtesy of James.
Found in Japan.
(105 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!
Everybody, all aboard…not you, alcoholic.
Photo courtesy of Michaella Hughes.
Found at Kaho Sok National Park in Thailand.
(115 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...Been a while since I refused to yellow…
Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.
(129 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)Loading...Can it cut over function? Yes!
Thanks, that Pin the Shan really hurt my eye.
Photo courtesy of Taylor Ericsen-Miller.
Head lantern made in China.
(97 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)Loading...I can’t help it if the buildings keep shifting…
Photo courtesy of Glenn Kennedy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
(100 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...My water proff is the deepest!
We go a little crazy when you wear cut-offs.
Photo courtesy of Cassie B.
Found in Acapulco, Mexico.
(100 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...Farewell the five bucks…
Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.
Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.
(100 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)Loading...I have six mouths to feed…
Photo courtesy of Todd D.
Instructions from a flashlight.
“Kellery” and “bellary” = battery (I think…).
(124 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)Loading...
