Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

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Don’t do the bustmp if you can’t pay the correiative!

posted on 1 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

tourist-notice

Looks like you can delete speel rockery from my bucket list…

Photo courtesy of Alex Jones.
Found in Linyi City, Shandong, China.

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Work piece has had his eye on you for a while…

posted on 7 Jul 2017 in Instructions

hit-on-you

Photo courtesy of Tony M.

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Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.

ratchaprapha-dam-sign

Gotta leave that Hammond over there…

Photo courtesy of Paul de Newtown.
Found near Phuket, Thailand.

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I don’t like according to rules…

posted on 18 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notice-to-tourist-of-bicycle

I’m more of a tourist of bus.

Photo courtesy of George.
Found in Guangdong, China.

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We have limitly before 70 minutes.

posted on 22 May 2017 in Instructions, Signs

sweets-paradise

I tapped my heels but there’s still leftovers…

Photo courtesy of Emma Orsvärn.
Sweets Paradise found in Tokyo, Japan.

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Her last words…

posted on 24 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

dear-dont-trample-me

I thought I’d immortalize them.

Photo courtesy of Jason Smith.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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Jimmy, put the sword back in your luggage.

posted on 20 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notices

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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But is it sandproof ward?

posted on 17 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

waterproof-bag

You’ll have to MAKE me enjoy the fun…

Photo courtesy of Lee Peterson.

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Doesn’t the toilet get flashed enough?

posted on 14 Mar 2017 in Instructions, Signs

flashing

Photo courtesy of James.
Found in Japan. 

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Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!

organs-outside-the-boat

Everybody, all aboard…not you, alcoholic.

Photo courtesy of Michaella Hughes.
Found at Kaho Sok National Park in Thailand.

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