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The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.
Gotta leave that Hammond over there…
Photo courtesy of Paul de Newtown.
Found near Phuket, Thailand.
(113 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
Loading...I don’t like according to rules…
Photo courtesy of George.
Found in Guangdong, China.
(85 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...We have limitly before 70 minutes.
I tapped my heels but there’s still leftovers…
Photo courtesy of Emma Orsvärn.
Sweets Paradise found in Tokyo, Japan.
(117 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Her last words…
I thought I’d immortalize them.
Photo courtesy of Jason Smith.
Found in Guangzhou, China.
(93 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Jimmy, put the sword back in your luggage.
Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.
(107 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...But is it sandproof ward?
You’ll have to MAKE me enjoy the fun…
Photo courtesy of Lee Peterson.
(72 votes, average: 2.94 out of 5)Loading...Doesn’t the toilet get flashed enough?
Photo courtesy of James.
Found in Japan.
(105 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!
Everybody, all aboard…not you, alcoholic.
Photo courtesy of Michaella Hughes.
Found at Kaho Sok National Park in Thailand.
(115 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...Been a while since I refused to yellow…
Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.
(129 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)Loading...Can it cut over function? Yes!
Thanks, that Pin the Shan really hurt my eye.
Photo courtesy of Taylor Ericsen-Miller.
Head lantern made in China.
(97 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)Loading...
