Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!

This is a teetotaler dam can’t you tell by the liver

That’s it no intestinal fortitude.

Looks like I’ll have to sail solo.

Manhood overboard!

But I can’t fit an organ inside the boat; there’s barely room for a guitar!

A quetion about Rule 2.

Am I allowed to bend my Thai lady one the gunwhales, and make mad love to her.

My hovercraft is full of organs.

Also. Am I allowed to stand on the sponsons, and pee into the water.

Too many Damn rules!

Would I bring an alcoholic into the Dam? Why, no!

over the gunwhales

It’s OK, my easily is waterproof.

Fine! I’ll keep my dam alcoholic!

Manziel, you gotta go home.

My alcoholic puked out his guts at RETCH-aprapha Dam.

I don’t know, it might be hard to hold my entrails in during that boat ride.

Must be the alcoholic who saw the “fine for drinking” sign yesterday.

Do not stand any organs outside of the boat. However, drunk livers are acceptable.

Only one organ stands.

This is serious, folks! You know why the Oroville Dam broke and 200,000 people had to evacuate? Someone brought a container made of foam into the dam!

Strictly is out of town this weekend, so your boat will be commanded by Shirley.

No harpsichords either

But I should be able to bring the alcoholic …. it’s a wet dam!

@Myself 2129.

Shirley you must be kidding. (Flying High)

Dam … !

– Hey, alcoholic! What are you going to do with that liver?!

Jenkins, take those body parts out of your mouth!

@Droll not Troll I sure am not fitting a Hammond B3 inside or outside the boat. Never mind any Fender Strats with the Marshall stacks.

Rule 2 is pretty obvious, but they had to put it there because once you realize it’s not OK to stand any organs outside the boat, it’s too late. Your 10,000-dollar Hammond, Lowrey, Farfisa, or harmonium sinks to the bottom of the lake and gets mashed up in the dam.

@Myself Indeed. Leave the Leslie speakers home as well.

Perhaps I should bring a workaholic into the dam