Household Items

Supplies for the home are another source of Engrish – even paper cups are not immune.

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Do you have any fostor batteries?

posted on 1 Aug 2010 in Household Items

Please use in the privacy of your home


Photo courtesy of Aaron Minard.

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Give me a minute

posted on 29 Jun 2010 in Household Items

It always takes so long to shop here…

Photo courtesy of Captain Zoom.
300 yen (approx. $3) magnetic towel hook found in Japan.

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Horld-class cleaning!

posted on 7 Jun 2010 in Bags/Packaging, Household Items

Hovse wife of the horld swear by it!

Photo courtesy of Ed Sherman.
Packaging for “Super Magic” sponges.

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When the Lord demands a sacrifice…

posted on 21 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items

It’s time to cut the ties…

Photo courtesy of Randy Ejma.

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Make funny comment here

posted on 19 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items

Post Engrish caption here


Photo courtesy of Kevin Schoedel.

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You can really feel the heat rave…

posted on 13 Feb 2010 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Matthew Williams.

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Lublicant Stick

posted on 15 Dec 2009 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Jay Kelly.
Found at 100 yen shop.

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Companion piece to the Amazing Technicolor Dream Spatula

posted on 5 Jun 2009 in Household Items

Its power has me speaking in tongs…

 

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Photo courtesy of Ryan Anderson.
Found in 99 yen store in Japan. 

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I’d like a subscription, decaf.

posted on 15 May 2009 in Household Items

I only drink it for the articles…

 

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Photo courtesy of Yukie W.
“Simple Mug” found in Japan. 

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Special delivery for Sarah Palin…

posted on 19 Nov 2008 in Household Items

Um, you’re gonna need a lot more cheese…

 

Photo courtesy of Tony Bruce-Mullins.

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