Nothing like the taste of fresh gartered cehese and crarot. ymu ymu!
faulty wiring
13 years ago
Oh crap! I gartered my finger again!
Eduard
13 years ago
For that sexy kitchen look ….
Algernon
13 years ago
My leg doesn’t seem to fit through the hole.
Tong
13 years ago
Got it at my friend’s wedding. She had a gartered leg, and he needed a dentist.
JJ Hitt
13 years ago
She has grate legs.
DrLex
13 years ago
An essential part of kinky SM lingerie.
Lana
13 years ago
The bridesmaids ran away and tossed the damned thing among themselves like a hot potato
jjhitt
13 years ago
Ya Garter Git Dis Thing…
Cecily
13 years ago
…and in England, they have the prestigious Order of the Grater.
FatKenney
13 years ago
Meanwhile, across town, a frustrated housewife was furiously trying to grate cheese with a garter.
FatKenney
13 years ago
Something old, something new, a borrowed kitchen utensil, something blue.
coffeebot
13 years ago
i always hated that part of math… garter than, less then
SF
13 years ago
Honni soit qui mal y gratte.
Eccekio
13 years ago
@ Algernon. Which leg big boy.
Xila31
13 years ago
Also removes unsightly leg hair!
Eccekio
13 years ago
@cecily. Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Echesses.
Eccekio
13 years ago
Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Dish Dryer.
Eccekio
13 years ago
I know: Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Sink Pots.
Eccekio
13 years ago
The real order = Knight of The Garter, Warden of the Cinque Ports.
Bill S.
13 years ago
Funny, but I think “True Engrish” has to or at least should be more than a simple typo. I much prefer the real “blathering nonsense” examples over mere misspellings.
demondude777
13 years ago
Good god, all those holes in the garter. How many women are you marrying????
Nothing like the taste of fresh gartered cehese and crarot. ymu ymu!
Oh crap! I gartered my finger again!
For that sexy kitchen look ….
My leg doesn’t seem to fit through the hole.
Got it at my friend’s wedding. She had a gartered leg, and he needed a dentist.
She has grate legs.
An essential part of kinky SM lingerie.
The bridesmaids ran away and tossed the damned thing among themselves like a hot potato
Ya Garter Git Dis Thing…
…and in England, they have the prestigious Order of the Grater.
Meanwhile, across town, a frustrated housewife was furiously trying to grate cheese with a garter.
Something old, something new, a borrowed kitchen utensil, something blue.
i always hated that part of math… garter than, less then
Honni soit qui mal y gratte.
@ Algernon. Which leg big boy.
Also removes unsightly leg hair!
@cecily. Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Echesses.
Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Dish Dryer.
I know: Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Sink Pots.
The real order = Knight of The Garter, Warden of the Cinque Ports.
Funny, but I think “True Engrish” has to or at least should be more than a simple typo. I much prefer the real “blathering nonsense” examples over mere misspellings.
Good god, all those holes in the garter. How many women are you marrying????
That’d explain the chafing on my thighs.
For brides garting on grooms nerves.
so this is what you get for your ‘sister wives”
@Eduard -> LOL!
/me instantly pictures a chick with these wrapped around her
Panty and Stocking with Grater belt
The perfect gift for the she-woman in your life.
You haven’t lived till your woman puts one of these on!