Engrish from Other Countries

Engrish isn’t limited to Japan or China. Here are some examples from various countries.

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Try our My Precious special

posted on 4 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

…and one ring to Shiatsu them

Photo courtesy of Josh Tyra.
Found in Aqabah, Jordan.
Arabic reads: “Princess of the Rings Chinese
Center for Massage and Sauna”. 

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Fire. If it is. Run.

posted on 3 Mar 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Hello. You’re. On fire.

Photo courtesy of David Baxter.
Found at condominium in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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I’ll have mutton LIGHT

posted on 27 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Just a light snack…

Photo courtesy of Alicia Brown.
Found in Istanbul, Turkey. 

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Grilling is the only way to shut him up

posted on 20 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

“Stick a fork in me–I’m done!”

Photo courtesy of Elena Guseva.
 Found at a restaurant in Spain.

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Our meats do not have their head in the clouds

posted on 9 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

With that down to earth flavor…

Photo courtesy of Robin Riebman. 

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It’s rip-tickling

posted on 8 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Music

Photo courtesy of Robin Riebman.
Spotted in Thailand. 

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I was wondern a bout that

posted on 29 Jan 2013 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

That’s what you al ways say

Photo courtesy of Lianne.
T-shirt found in Thailand. 

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I won’t join any spa that will have me

posted on 28 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Photo courtesy of Alvaro Guzman.
Found at expat compound in Hanoi, Vietnam.  

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Please break-in carefully

posted on 25 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Stealing approved items only

Photo courtesy of Jack Mierzejewski.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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I would like to order a food.

posted on 14 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Dr Moreau’s table manners were strict but fair…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Oertwig.
Found at a Korean grocery store in Honolulu. 

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