Keep away from my special place, furniture! I hardly know you.
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
Even Scotchgard won’t keep that out of the fabric.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
To be with you … to be with you … to be with you … *snores*
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
”Your special place”…
Silent Hill?
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago
The love seat isn’t that lovely
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
When it’s not satisfied with your life, it leaves a message: ”Please not sitting on ME!”
Algernon
12 years ago
Strange furniture to person contact.
jjhitt
12 years ago
It’s not a stain, it’s residual coziness coexisting with the fabric.
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
The furniture wants to be with you in the place….. at the time…. with the thing…. ahhh, we’ll work out the details later.
iLock
12 years ago
Arrgh! A bunch of stalkers! Please don’t build a wall around us…
Or even a fort of furniture for that matter.
A Non-Y Mouse
12 years ago
I suspect this is from the packaging for a toilet seat.
iLock
12 years ago
Our 2011 furniture range is so special we haven’t made
a new range since.
And we don’t plan on making any new furniture in the future too.
This range is too special to us.
That’s why we wan’t to move in with you!
Because a place enables us to be with you…
A place to be with you…
Don’t be scared customer! We’re not obsessed with you!
We’re just crazy about the furniture!!
Droll not Troll
12 years ago
It’s all sofa king insinuating.
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
I hope the place also enables my Internet Collection
Sparky
12 years ago
If your special place is flowing, you better see a doctor. You may have the clap.
Jay
12 years ago
Furniture, I’m breaking up with you. I just need my space.
Marum
12 years ago
Korean Ikea comes with complimentary termites.
Marum
12 years ago
Don’t do THAT to the knothole!
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago
Coziness that flow from my special place? Anal acoustics!
Biff the Understudy
12 years ago
The furniture is cozy enough, but it definitely needs more umlauts.
Marum
12 years ago
The “collection” comes when you fall behind in your payments.
Marum
12 years ago
Yes. An eight foot tall 400lb Viking arrives, and removes your special place.
Marum
12 years ago
From our Harm Chair range.
Marum
12 years ago
Voyeristic furniture.
Lollerskate
12 years ago
For those who like to sit in the private of their own… homes.
Mr. Wrong
12 years ago
Sorry about the coziness. OxiClean ought to take care of that. My special place hasn’t been the same since prison.
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago
Maybe I’m crazy, but this sign makes perfect sense to me!
kateybaby
12 years ago
Don’t make me take you to my special place!
Rita
12 years ago
This chair will look lovelier and cozier with my butt on it. Ops, a fart just came from my special place.
Keep away from my special place, furniture! I hardly know you.
Even Scotchgard won’t keep that out of the fabric.
To be with you … to be with you … to be with you … *snores*
”Your special place”…
Silent Hill?
The love seat isn’t that lovely
When it’s not satisfied with your life, it leaves a message: ”Please not sitting on ME!”
Strange furniture to person contact.
It’s not a stain, it’s residual coziness coexisting with the fabric.
The furniture wants to be with you in the place….. at the time…. with the thing…. ahhh, we’ll work out the details later.
Arrgh! A bunch of stalkers! Please don’t build a wall around us…
Or even a fort of furniture for that matter.
I suspect this is from the packaging for a toilet seat.
Our 2011 furniture range is so special we haven’t made
a new range since.
And we don’t plan on making any new furniture in the future too.
This range is too special to us.
That’s why we wan’t to move in with you!
Because a place enables us to be with you…
A place to be with you…
Don’t be scared customer! We’re not obsessed with you!
We’re just crazy about the furniture!!
It’s all sofa king insinuating.
I hope the place also enables my Internet Collection
If your special place is flowing, you better see a doctor. You may have the clap.
Furniture, I’m breaking up with you. I just need my space.
Korean Ikea comes with complimentary termites.
Don’t do THAT to the knothole!
Coziness that flow from my special place? Anal acoustics!
The furniture is cozy enough, but it definitely needs more umlauts.
The “collection” comes when you fall behind in your payments.
Yes. An eight foot tall 400lb Viking arrives, and removes your special place.
From our Harm Chair range.
Voyeristic furniture.
For those who like to sit in the private of their own… homes.
Sorry about the coziness. OxiClean ought to take care of that. My special place hasn’t been the same since prison.
Maybe I’m crazy, but this sign makes perfect sense to me!
Don’t make me take you to my special place!
This chair will look lovelier and cozier with my butt on it. Ops, a fart just came from my special place.