Engrish from Other Countries

Engrish isn’t limited to Japan or China. Here are some examples from various countries.

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How ’bout a samooch?

posted on 22 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

make-love-and-smaile

Samells delicious!

Photo courtesy of Donn Colby.
Donut shop found in Incheon Airport, Korea.

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Appliances of the undead.

posted on 19 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

push-for-flesh

Sadly, zombie buttons went out in the 80s.

Photo courtesy of Heather Robb.
Found in toilet on boat in South Korea.

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In sand we can sand castle the sand.

posted on 12 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

haeundae

I used to be it is younger back then.

Photo courtesy of Olivia Watson.
Sign found at Haeundae Beach, Busan, Korea.

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18 and older

posted on 11 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

deeper-n-harder

No gloves?

Photo courtesy of Andy Hill.
Women’s accessories shop found in Malaysia.

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Some stains never come out.

posted on 25 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

porn-laundry

I need these XXX movies R-rated…

Photo courtesy Greg Dunne.
Found in Pattaya, Thailand.

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Can’t it be both?

posted on 14 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

not-pleasure-but-pain

Photo courtesy of Joshua Sindel.
Found in Jeju, South Korea.

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It’s the high heels.

posted on 13 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

your-foot-is-killing-me

Call the toe truck…

Photo courtesy of J. Ari Sindel.
Found on Jeju, South Korea.

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He said he’d do it…

posted on 12 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

son-in-law-balls

Thailand has the lowest incidence of domestic violence.

Photo courtesy of Danny B.H.
Menu found in Thailand.

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It’s ok–I cauterized it.

posted on 11 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

mysore-coffee

I’m sore for more!

Photo courtesy of SR.
Found in Korea.

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You should see the “oh-so-nightmare” series…

posted on 9 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

hunting-its-my-passion

Every time you go awwww someone dies.

Photo courtesy of wtakerm.
Stationery found in Russia. 

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