Engrish from Other Countries

Engrish isn’t limited to Japan or China. Here are some examples from various countries.

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Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.

ratchaprapha-dam-sign

Gotta leave that Hammond over there…

Photo courtesy of Paul de Newtown.
Found near Phuket, Thailand.

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Grandma, it’s a cafe…

posted on 23 Jun 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

memory-origin-space

Trust me: it’s not a park.

Photo courtesy of Adam Morris.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

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Watch your step!

posted on 27 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

poo-fashion

Yes, our tailor made all of them.

Photo courtesy of Anthony C.
Found in Penang, Malaysia.

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Can I hear more chicken praises?!

posted on 25 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

thai-menu

I already saw the chicken movie…

Photo courtesy of Steve.
Found at a restaurant in Thailand.

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The first mouth is the hardest.

posted on 20 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

penalty-6-mouths

After 3 mouths you can get out on good behavior.

Photo courtesy of Nathan Simmons.
Found in Thailand.

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…but only consensual…

posted on 18 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

i-love-pussy

Photo courtesy of Jayine Chung.
Portable cutlery case found in S. Korea.

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Our concierge just got out of prison.

posted on 12 May 2017 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries

Shady-Hotel

If you don’t like your service you better not snitch.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Meller.
Hotel found in Egypt.

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You don’t want to see Mule I

posted on 5 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

mule-II

I’ve got Mule II taste but a Mule I wallet.

Photo courtesy of Kristin M.
Clothing store found in Seoul, Korea.

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Me ferry you long time…

posted on 29 Apr 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

superdong-2

You thought Superdong was big…

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Found in Vietnam.

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The fairy’s demands didn’t stop there…

posted on 9 Apr 2017 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

how-to-marry-ok

…and quit will be nice to you.

Photo courtesy of Allegra Shazam.
Found in South Korea.

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