Clothing

Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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We’ll be together forever…because I lost the key.

posted on 13 Feb 2011 in Clothing

One method: if they give you the key when you ask, it’s love.

Photo courtesy of Mark C.

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We’re the tanning!

posted on 12 Feb 2011 in Clothing

It’s is the dawning of the age of the Aquarius…

Photo courtesy of Ania & Frank.

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I’m a roaded weapon

posted on 11 Feb 2011 in Clothing

Full cotton jacket…


Photo courtesy of Kaleigh Hinkle.
Found at Japanese clothing store called ‘Closet Child’.

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Don’t cheat on her

posted on 9 Feb 2011 in Clothing

You should meet her mother…

Photo courtesy of Mark C.

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The Doctor is out

posted on 29 Jan 2011 in Clothing

Proctology has a new name…

Photo courtesy of Nathan.
Japanese says: “Doctor’s corset”.

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I hope you like my

posted on 24 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

I assumed you were going to finish my sentence…


Photo courtesy of C.C.
Found on a t-shirt in China.

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Keepers

posted on 9 Jan 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

I have a droem…


Photo courtesy of Meg Paque.
Found in Gumi, South Korea.

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Scuba Styles

posted on 8 Jan 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Dive to my That…makes perfect sense if you understand Skip to my Loo.

Photo courtesy of Tracy Chang.
Found in China.

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I’m satisfied

posted on 1 Jan 2011 in Clothing


Photo courtesy of George Vickery.
Jacket spotted in Chicago (originally from Asia?).

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Charlie Rose? Barbara Walters? Larry King? I give up!

posted on 20 Dec 2010 in Clothing

Indecipherable apparel on wear


Photo courtesy of Deborah Kendon.

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