Clothing

Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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I’ll take a dozen dozen

posted on 11 May 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Big top style: Size 28 wide, yellow and red stripes, and squeaks with every step.


Photo courtesy of Verona B.
“Authenticity Card” that came with replica Louboutin shoes.

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Stop or mymom will shoot!

posted on 1 May 2011 in Clothing

Mama, don’t let mybabies grow up to be cowboys…

Photo courtesy of PNW’09.

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Why don’t you try on a pair?

posted on 27 Apr 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

He’s not nuts, he just needs to get his ball bearings.

Photo courtesy of Ana Pettit.
Underwear found in Daegu, South Korea.

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Let’s celebrafe with a Pinkberry!

posted on 24 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

She packed my bags last nigirt, pre-fligirt.

Photo courtesy of Jimmi.
Found in China.

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Don’t sing ABC’s around me again

posted on 6 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Easy as 1-2-3…

Photo courtesy of JHsu.
Spotted in Taiwan.

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Shine on, you sexy diamond

posted on 2 Apr 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Terminator Fact #7: When Skynet first became self-aware, it was just a hat factory.


Found in Laos.
Photo courtesy of Phillip Poole.

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I can’t disagree – my face is stuck in a permanent smile

posted on 1 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Face lifted: thumbs-upped!


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Photo courtesy of Steve Taormina.
T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.

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Insert Engrish here

posted on 31 Mar 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

ICE stands for “Ironic Clothing Embroidery”

Found for sale in clothing store in Yunnan, China.
Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh.

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He’s *hit his stride…

posted on 17 Mar 2011 in Clothing

Leaving competitors in his funky wake.


Photo courtesy of Bryan W.
T-shirt spotted in Tokyo.

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AOK Tee

posted on 11 Mar 2011 in Clothing

Let’s send some positive feelings to Japan today.


Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson.
Shirt found in Japan.

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